Sneaking around with the neighbor girl

Kyle Mason is quite lonely. He's been alone for a while and is trying to find... the perfect match. Luckily, a new famous Cheriedroid is on the market and shipping today! In his mind, it's what keeps him company, helping with errands, housework, finances... But what he doesn't realize is that there's more to it than that. Cheriedroids are really quite, what's the word?